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Being in a state of anger, rage, or just frustrated to the point of one scrunching up their face or sneering or yelling.

1. Bob - Yo, you see what happened when Jim turned over the ball?

Bill - Yeah. That dude was crunched as hell.

2. I was about to call my friend for a ride home when I realized I left my cell at home. I was so crunched

crunched by Lulz On Parade January 29, 2009

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crunched

To be heavily intoxicated

"Damn I am fucking crunched right now"

crunched by Sir Tali November 19, 2007

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Crunched

The act of becoming intoxicated; Getting drunk; being drunk

Damn dude I was so crunched last night I stole a street sign.

Crunched by jrm369 May 11, 2010

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Crunched

Embarrassed

She tripped over her own two feet in public. I know she crunched.

Crunched by NOLAUSNA April 18, 2018

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crunched

to be ugly or crusty looking

”you see that boy over there he’s crunched”

crunched by janijaye February 8, 2022

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crunched myself

When your legs squeeze your balls, or your balls get caught in between your legs.

"Sorry I crunched myself"

crunched myself by Pseudonynam April 27, 2017

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crunched my crackers

When it so happens that you have over filled your “fanny pack” to the point that your saltine crackers no longer maintain their wafer adhesion and have turned to crumbs in a “wrapper”.

Oh damn it seems I have crunched my crackers.

crunched my crackers by Super Steve February 25, 2020

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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