Crumplered

Having your coworker find any little reason to leave work early, leaving the crew in a bind

His wife called and said she couldn't find the cat so we got crumplered again!

Crumplered by FCCCTX April 22, 2019

crumpler 

A technical term used in the toilet paper industry to describe a person who crumples the toilet paper into a ball before cleansing themselves. Opposite of a folder.

Man 1: How do you wipe your ass?
Man 2: Oh, I'm a crumpler.

crumpler by thecrumpler July 2, 2006

crumpled 

The act, process, or state of being totally fucked up. Usually off an assortment of liquor, beer, and drugs.

Jeff: Want to get crumpled tonight?
Roman: Definitely, I'll get the booze!

Andrew: Man, Kevin got so crumpled last night.

crumpled by Big Rig123 December 4, 2016

Cumpleted

When you are fully depleted of semen.

Joe performed fellatio on Gino until he was cumpleted.

Cumpleted by urdadsbussy69 March 30, 2022

Alge Crumpler 

The vagina of an 83 year old woman.

Your grandma has a dusty Alge Crumpler.

Alge Crumpler by sswn, tlhe October 13, 2009

Alge Crumpler 

1. Said in dismay when something too easy gets completely screwed up.

2. When you're not paying attention to your surroundings and are completely taken by surprise.

Used along with "Oh God.." for maximum effect.

Origin: On the NFL Network, Deion Sanders coined the phrase. Michael Vick had Alge Crumpler wide open, no one within 15 yards of him. Vick instead begins to throw the ball short, and Deion exclaims, "Oh God..Alge Crumpler!"

<Mike> Sorry I can't stop farting, man..

*2.1 seconds later, whiff of funk pierces Jim's mind*

<Jim> Oh God...Alge Crumpler!!

Alge Crumpler by NefariousThey February 9, 2007

Crumplerump 

An orgy amongst Furry practitioners, typically stacked at least three Furrys high.

Twinkle and Glenn tag-teamed The Badger last night at the Crumplerump.

Crumplerump by FurrBurrrger January 2, 2011