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Crumhole 

A clever name for ones asshole, it can be shortend to crum
Brad: " Damn joe what smells so bad" ?
Joe: " A little bit of shit just slipped out of my crumhole"
Crumhole by Jo Blowme March 15, 2010
an orifice of a male or female that is the primary receptical of a male orgasm.
this guy was running his mouth and i told him to shut his cumhole.
cumhole by scott crowley December 18, 2005
An asshole, just funnier to say. From Dodgeball the movie.
"Cram it up your cramhole Leflour"- White at the competition at the end of dodgeball
Cramhole by Anthony B. May 13, 2005

crumbhole 

1. hoe with a crusty hole that you should stay away from

2. that crack in a couch or chair that has a large amount of crumbs and small lost items
Ex for 1: "That chick is a crumbhole."

Ex for 2: I lost my pen and had to dig in the crumbhole for it.
crumbhole by WarriorsUniverse November 24, 2016

Bumhole is the cumhole 

What hole should I cum? Bumhole is the cumhole
Bumhole is the cumhole by Nibbles92 October 14, 2020

bumjammin' cramhole 

1) The anus, used for anal sex.

2) Derogatory term meaning "asshole" or "idiot."
1) Wow, I'd really like to take a spin in her bumjammin' cramhole.

2) Wow, that Liam is a real bumjammin' cramhole.
bumjammin' cramhole by mazbot August 17, 2006
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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