Crume

Crunchy, crispy, torched crumb

Gotta get that CRUME top! Look at that donut topped with CRUME! Oh CRUME!

by Bex G Diddy March 11, 2025

Crume

Crunchy, Crispy, Torched

Crume topped donut! These are some Crume fries bro!

by Bex G Diddy March 11, 2025

Nicolas crume

Very small only thing that he can lift is a piece of grass funny smart great friend can get butthurt sometimes but in the can do a great stupid person voice

Guy 1: Hey what’s up nick

Nicolas Crume: ahhhhhhhhhhhh
Guy 1: you ok

Nicolas Crume: yup just played some fortnite

by Elijah Pennington July 26, 2019

face creme

Cum on one's face from giving a blow job. The result of receiving a facial.

Likki loves face creme. It's her secret for maintaining her youthful appearance.

by Likki Blondegirl November 12, 2021

hush crime

Any type of crime that the media tries to cover up, downplay or minimize, in order not to offend a certain group.

The news media colludes to hush crime, after all who has ever heard of Channon Christian or the Cleveland, Texas rape case?

by anthony "have a heart" stokes February 17, 2018

Dirty crime boy

Will do cocain and kill orphans

Person: wow who is that
Person2:that’s dirty crime boy

by Alexsmp December 23, 2020

Perfect Crime

Dwight: What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris, by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years; she's never taken another lover. I don't care, I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.

Friend 1 : Hey! You won't believe this. Last Night, I did the Perfect Crime
Friend 2 : Holy Shit! Like in The Office?
Friend 1 : Yeah, pretty cool, right?

by macabre_brooder June 8, 2018