Crumbulence

Crumbulence (noun)
The emotional distress experienced when someone eats the last snack (usually cookies or chips) and leaves only crumbs as a cruel reminder.
Often accompanied by betrayal, quiet rage, and dramatic sighing.

💬 Example:
“I opened the cookie tin and saw nothing but crumbs. The crumbulence hit instantly.”

by FireGirl2025 July 31, 2025

Churbulence

Noun: (pronounced like "turbulence") :

1. Severe unrest in the bowels, consequently leading to a terrible and massive diarrheal episode. Causes include spicy foods, alcohol, stress, and water from Mexico.

Dane: Dude! That burrito Nick ate last night took us ALL out!
Molly: No way.. What happened?
Dane: You remember that dangerous-looking hot sauce, right? Well, he DRENCHED his burrito in that stuff.... Next thing you know he was yelling, "Ladies and Gentleman, I am experiencing some strange and violent churbulence! Please open all windows and pass the wet-wipes, 'cause this is going to be epic!"
Molly: Ewwww gross hahahah
Dane: Affirmative. The Churb can be quite terrifying.

by ultrasomnia May 26, 2009

curbulence

While operating a vehicle, driver mistakenly runs one or more tires over a nearby curb.

While pulling out of the local Krispy Kreme, Rodney ran into some curbulence spilling coffee all over his white t-shirt and jeans.

by Randman January 17, 2006

curbulence

the extreme winds that almost blow your car off the road as you drive

there was some mild to medium curbulence experienced on my drive home from work today....

by nessie_tee October 16, 2013

cumbulance

When one is totally fed up and can no longer continue to believe the conversation.

or the excretion produced when one ejaculates in an ambulance.

Replaces "Bullshit"
You are so full of cumbulance.

by Guyzy February 6, 2014

Curbulence

The jolt of a car as it hits the curb

*drives over the curb*
"Sorry folks we're experiencing a little curbulence"

by Oneisthelonliestnumber July 7, 2016

Crumpulance

An ambulance that is being used for someone who has had a stroke.

Help! I'm having a stronk. Call a crumpulance.

by SmartBuisnessMan01 May 18, 2024