Crumbulence

Crumbulence (noun)
The emotional distress experienced when someone eats the last snack (usually cookies or chips) and leaves only crumbs as a cruel reminder.
Often accompanied by betrayal, quiet rage, and dramatic sighing.

💬 Example:
“I opened the cookie tin and saw nothing but crumbs. The crumbulence hit instantly.”

Crumbulence by FireGirl2025 July 31, 2025

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Churbulence

Noun: (pronounced like "turbulence") :

1. Severe unrest in the bowels, consequently leading to a terrible and massive diarrheal episode. Causes include spicy foods, alcohol, stress, and water from Mexico.

Dane: Dude! That burrito Nick ate last night took us ALL out!
Molly: No way.. What happened?
Dane: You remember that dangerous-looking hot sauce, right? Well, he DRENCHED his burrito in that stuff.... Next thing you know he was yelling, "Ladies and Gentleman, I am experiencing some strange and violent churbulence! Please open all windows and pass the wet-wipes, 'cause this is going to be epic!"
Molly: Ewwww gross hahahah
Dane: Affirmative. The Churb can be quite terrifying.

Churbulence by ultrasomnia May 26, 2009