Crumpulance

An ambulance that is being used for someone who has had a stroke.

Help! I'm having a stronk. Call a crumpulance.

by SmartBuisnessMan01 May 18, 2024

campulance

An ambulance that has been converted or part converted into a camper van.

For Sale: Fiat Ducato, campulance, conversion mostly complete, still a few jobs to do.

by robospike May 18, 2010

crapulance

1. Despair, heaped upon one's self due to being found-out to be a total, lying, jackass without a clue.

2. The utterance of total, unabashed bullshit, while maintaining the appearance of unwavering belief in what you are saying.

1. After losing the election, the president huddled in the corner of his hotel room under the weight of his own crapulance.

2. That fucker is spewing out total crapulance man!

by D Morris July 16, 2008

cumbulance

When one is totally fed up and can no longer continue to believe the conversation.

or the excretion produced when one ejaculates in an ambulance.

Replaces "Bullshit"
You are so full of cumbulance.

by Guyzy February 6, 2014

Crumbulence

Crumbulence (noun)
The emotional distress experienced when someone eats the last snack (usually cookies or chips) and leaves only crumbs as a cruel reminder.
Often accompanied by betrayal, quiet rage, and dramatic sighing.

💬 Example:
“I opened the cookie tin and saw nothing but crumbs. The crumbulence hit instantly.”

by FireGirl2025 July 31, 2025