Definitions by Randman

poop scratch

(noun)
1. Fecal residue left on the inside of one's underwear after an anal emission. See skidmark.
2. An accurate description of the physics involved in which a piece of leftover crap hanging out of your bunghole "scratches" your drawers.

Jimmy discovered a poop scratch in his boxers after not finishing the job a few hours earlier.

poop scratch by Randman January 9, 2007

one-eleven 

(v) to wipe your dirty ass with your index, middle and ring fingers in unison. Typically one does this when there is no toilet paper or suitable substitution available.

Steve one-elevened his messy hiney after realizing he ran out of Charmin.

one-eleven by Randman January 18, 2006

residoodle

The orange coating left on your fingers and lips after consuming cheese puff snacks. (Cheese Doodles, Cheetos, etc.)

After dusting off a bag of Cheese Doodles, Speedy had to wash the residoodle off his hands.

residoodle by Randman January 17, 2006

curbulence 

While operating a vehicle, driver mistakenly runs one or more tires over a nearby curb.

While pulling out of the local Krispy Kreme, Rodney ran into some curbulence spilling coffee all over his white t-shirt and jeans.

curbulence by Randman January 17, 2006