Definitions by SmartBuisnessMan01

Crumpulance

An ambulance that is being used for someone who has had a stroke.

Help! I'm having a stronk. Call a crumpulance.

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The act of thinking that, as a business, it's best to pay as little money as possible towards taxes.

By putting any profit into an offshore account, you can dodge income tax on profit. It's something I like to call next level thinking.

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