Crudmaster

a programme scheduler for multichannel tv

Arch crudmaster Robert Murden cackled quietly to himself as he slotted in a fourtyeight week series of Pap Idle to his Sea Two schedule

by Ian Ford January 11, 2004

Crudmaster

He Who Likes the Fat ones thinks there is more Cushion for the pushion

God Lord look at that Crudmaster and the 500 pound bitch

by bob December 30, 2003

crapmaster

1. A person who takes more than 2 dumps daily and spending more than 30 minutes per time doing it.
2.Or somebody whose shit is the length of a Dole banana.
3. Or somebody whose shit looks like the dairy queen swirl cone. It was swirled to perfection.

You still in there?
Yes, I am.
Dude. You are the Crapmaster!

You didn't flush the toilet. Look at the size of that! You are the Crapmaster!

by james ferarro August 21, 2006

crumpsterbating

To cry, take a dump and masturbate at the same time...

Whoa! I just saw Josh crumpsterbating... I didn't even think that was possible

by TheCapitalMan December 28, 2010

Crushmaster

1) Most "crushed" person as dictated by the website goodcrush.com. It can be argued that the crushmaster is the sexiest person of the year (or at least the most desired person in the nation on Valentines' Day).
2) creators of the site goodcrush.com

"Jon Hwang is the ultimate crushmaster. He was crushed over 500 times this Valentine's day."

by crushed. February 14, 2009

chubmaster

(n.) an individual, usually male, who is prone to becoming erect (or "busting a chubby") in the presence of a large group of people.

The other night at The Arch, Sting started to get aroused and Grizz acused him of being the chubmaster, much to Sting's disgust.

by GrisolMtish January 20, 2006

ChugMaster 3000

A person who can chug a 40 oz bottle of beer/malt liquor under 30.00 seconds, hence 3000.

"Wow, he downed that 40. Unreal. Chugmaster 3000"

"Chugmaster 3000 is fucked up.
" Yeah, he chugged a 40, what do you expect?"

"22 seconds! That's a new record for chugmaster 3000!"

by Beer Chugger/College Student August 12, 2012