Cremasteria 

cremasteria (n): 1 (of a man) the condition of retracted testicles;

2 a psychoneurosis occurring in a man when confronted by an assertive woman asking him questions he has no good answers to (from cremaster, the muscle responsible for the testicle-retraction reflex, occurring, among others, during moments of extreme fear)

cremasterical (adj): of, relating to, or marked by, cremasteria

Attorney General Sessions seemed to be suffering a case of cremasteria under questioning by Senator Harris

Cremasteria by KingPellinore June 14, 2017

cremasteria 

(n): 1 (of a man) the condition of retracted testicles; 2 a psychoneurosis occurring in a man when confronted by an assertive woman asking him questions he has no good answers to (from cremaster, the muscle responsible for the testicle-retraction reflex, occurring, among others, during moments of extreme fear)

While Senator Kamala Harris was accused of displaying hysteria in her attempts to get AG Jeff Sessions to give a straight answer, it was clear from his demeanor that he was in the throes of cremasteria.

cremasteria by W0rd N3rd June 15, 2017

cremaster 

The muscle that moves your testicles up and down into five different positions.

I watched my paddidas move around as I flexed my cremaster.

cremaster by Frank Chaldrum February 6, 2004

Cremasturbation 

To be cremated, on fire, or soon to be either while maintaining the process of masturbation

As the train careened down a mountain pass blazing a fiery red a nun shouted, "heavens my son, what are you doing?" The sailor replied, "Oh my god, I'm on fire, but damn it sister, we are going to die a fiery blaze and since you won't I need to tug one out for the final time in a desperate act of cremasturbation!""Don't forget to repent," said the nun."No time, but I am an atheist anyways, thank you though!"

Cremasturbation by Doof Cooper McGoof December 21, 2008

Crematoria 

Crematoria is a fairly known band from Silkeborg, Denmark.
The members of Crematoria play Death/thrash metal all over scandinavia.

They are said to be one of the most promising upcoming death metal bands in Denmark, by reviewers.

The band members are known to be addicted to various forms of bizarre, obscure and vomitious humor, such as goatse.

"Dude... Isn't that crematoria?"
"Yeah, it is!"
"GOATSE!!"

Crematoria by Mr. Dane July 26, 2011

cremaster 

Your fucking nutsack

Fuck my cremaster is chaffed

cremaster by Levi Nelson August 4, 2007