Croque

Croque : A term Used In Miami,Fl. To Describe How Large OF A PEnis YOu Have.. When SOmeone Says You Are Croque It Means You Have A Penis The Size Of A Croqueta...

"You Have A Croque, and that is why your girlfriend left you."

by Polar Bear In A Carnival Cruise Playing Bingo With Tom Cruise. October 14, 2006

croque monsieur

A derogatory term for someone you think is a bit of a weapon.
Or a toasted cheese and ham sandwich.

Fuck off Laura you croque monsieur

by RBowon March 11, 2021

croque-madame

An attractive French female. So named for the ham, cheese and egg sandwich with which she shares her nation of origin.

Jim: Damn, look at that fine piece of French chick go.

Jam: That's a good croque-madame, that is.

by Jovian09 January 17, 2010

croque ass

An overly effeminate female. A derivative of broke ass, with elements of the word croquembouche inserted.

"Quit putting on some much make-up, croque ass."
"Don't be such a croque ass."

by bryce February 16, 2005

Croque Monsieur

Pronouciation (Croc-Monster) Vaginer cover in green diarrhea.

Daddy, please slurp on my Croque Monsieur. (Croc Monster)

by Lexisexi01 January 26, 2022