croqueta

A homeless prostitute

I had a delectable croqueta down on the beach this morning

by sippin_on_yak March 10, 2017

la croqueta

A football/soccer skill where you switch the ball to your other foot then sprint past the person.

Why is he sooo good at la croqueta???

by deezsmokedcowballs October 8, 2022

coqueta

(v.)A girl who flirts a lot.

Monica is a niña coqueta.

by Coqueta September 5, 2008

croquet and golf carts

Slang for the Mar-A -Lago lifestyle.

He’s got that permanent shit-smelling face that comes along with croquet and golf carts.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 1, 2022

croquet

possibly the most kick-ass game ever created. If you do not agree, then you are wrong.

JDB: Man, croquet kicks so much ass.
Loser: Shut the hell up, man. croquet sucks balls.
SSK: Fuck you, bitch. Croquet not only involves skill, but you can also hit shit with big-ass mallets.
Loser: Damn, I guess I'm wrong.

by croquetrulezz April 5, 2009

Risque Croquet

When you place a naked chick on the floor all spread open, you place a banana in between her legs, then you hit it with a croquet mallet into her Cooch Cannon.

Dude it was so awesome last night when I gave your mom a Risque Croquet!!!!

by Mr. Amazon Fire Fighter February 20, 2009

gay croquet

When two guys have sex with one girl at the same time. Be it in the same hole or in both vagina and butthole. While doing this when their balls touch its gay croquet.

Boy 1. Dude that was so hot what we did last night.

Boy 2. Yeah it was but my balls hurt from hitting your balls a little.

Boy 3. So basically you had gay croquet and you think thats hot ?

by ginger dad May 17, 2014