Definitions by PseudoFrank

Mexican Halloween

Noun.

A shared, festive sexual experience where both sexes eat signature mexican delicacies off each others entrepiernas (crotches) while simultaneously listening to "Spanish Flea", "Monster Mash", "Jarabe Tapatío" y "Thriller"

Pedro: Hola José nunca te lo creerás
(You'll never believe this)

José: ¿Que?
(What?)

Pedro: La esposa y yo tuvimos relaciones sexuales anoche
(The wife and I had sex last night)

José: ¿Cómo es eso tan difícil de creer?
(How's that so hard to believe)

Pedro: Hicimos el Halloween mexicano
(We did the Mexican Halloween)

José: ¡Ai! *Se desmaya*
(He faints)

Pedro: Sí, mi esposa tuvo la misma reacción. Incluso me llamó Speedy Gonzáles.
(Yeah, that was my wife's reaction. She even called me Speedy Gonzales.)

Mexican Halloween by PseudoFrank August 26, 2021

Neck 

Slang for eating someone out; oral sex. Similar to: giving head, blowjob, etc.

"He gave me neck, now I got Patek..."

-Kash Doll

Neck by PseudoFrank May 16, 2020

Cropduster

Those annoying ass yellow planes that fuck arojnd your house in the spring.

Bob: I'm flyin' the cropduster today
Bruce: Don't you fuck around my house!
Bob: Why?
Bruce: Don't

Cropduster by PseudoFrank April 26, 2020

Finna 

Verb. Sometimes used as an insult. Typically precedes the warning

Definition: i'm going to; gonna; pretty damn soon i will; better watch tf out

Fidna Gerund.

Leesha: isn't it finna (not fidna)?

Gramma B: I'm finna whoop yo ass 'f you don't shut up

Leesha: ..

Finna by PseudoFrank April 26, 2020