Crompstache 

n. - a mustache that grows patchily as a result of constant stress and humiliation

Brian- Man you have a horrible crompstache.
Earl- I know, I get constantly stressed and humiliated.

Crompstache by boooogerrrrr October 12, 2009

chopstache

A mustache with mutton chops minus the goatee. Also known as friendly mutton chops.

Dave once had a full beard and he shaved off his goatee, and now has a sweet chopstache.
Dude, when did you grow a chopstache?

chopstache by Katy and Chris December 9, 2008

copstache

The trim, regulation moustache worn by police officers and military personnel.

The patrolman's copstache did not extend beyond the corners of his mouth.

copstache by Tom McGrath December 12, 2007

creepstache 

A creepy mustache.. aka.. creepstache.

Ew, shave your creepstache

creepstache by EricaApathy April 1, 2006

Crumbstache 

Noun
1. When one eats food in a vigorous manner, and gets crumbs all over their face. Mostly on their upper lip.

2. Crumbs on your mustache. (or mustache area)

Person 1: AHHH i love cookies! Nom Nom Nom

Person 2: Ahaha i know, you have a cookie crumbstache.

Crumbstache by S.MF.L January 10, 2011

chomestache 

a moustache that makes a person look like a child molester

josh is sporting a mean chomestache he must like small boys

chomestache by longhairedwizardwithlazyeye November 5, 2008

Crapstache 

The residue of poo left above the upper lip where a regular mustache would be located. The 'crapstache' can appear after an individual gives the bung tung to another individual. It can also appear after someone rubs his or her lip after wiping poo with his/her hand.

After a night on the town, Phillip spend the night with a ho fo sho. He awoke the next morning with a crapstache.

Crapstache by Yubaldo April 9, 2008