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copstache by Tom McGrath December 12, 2007
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coproaches
A massive accumulation of cop's in one place. Like the bug their named after they are fucking everywhere.
The perp never stood a chance of getting away after doing the crime due to the swarm of coproaches that infested the area.
coproaches by jpg3 June 14, 2011
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cop 'stache • chopstache • Costache • Copstacles • Comp Stache • crustache • cumstache • Chestache • cockstache • codsatchel
Coproaches
aka Hong Kong police officers, notorious for their brutalities and excessive force, not to mention they are infamous for dirty jobs and shady businesses, people think they’re just nastier than cockroaches being cops in this way, so there you have it, coproaches.
“Hey look, there’re a bunch of coproaches over there, let’s get a move on, otherwise they will use tear gas for no reason or just because they wanted. Or both. Let’s not risk it.”
Coproaches by Captain Tripz January 5, 2020
Copstacles
Usually, when in a hurry to get somewhere you are forced to slow down due to a sighting of one or two cops or more.
Dude, I was so late for work this morning and I had to avoid three different "copstacles" and I had to slow down. It made me so late, but hey atleast I didn't get a ticket. Whew!
Copstacles by Marissa Louise October 7, 2007
Copstacking
When three law enforcement officers circle jerk over different charges and never result in a final decision.
Copstacking by amatthew April 6, 2021
chopstache
Dave once had a full beard and he shaved off his goatee, and now has a sweet chopstache.
Dude, when did you grow a chopstache?
Dude, when did you grow a chopstache?
chopstache by Katy and Chris December 9, 2008
cumstache
Sticky residue, also know as semen, left above the upper lip of the person who just gave a blow job. The semen dries to give the appearance of a white mustache. Got cum?
The fuckin’ cumstache I left on Miss Stewart made the bitch look like Santa Clause in a snow storm, ho ho ho, bitch!
cumstache by Pimp Daddy Chad May 3, 2003
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