by Tom McGrath December 12, 2007
Get the copstache mug.A massive accumulation of cop's in one place. Like the bug their named after they are fucking everywhere.
The perp never stood a chance of getting away after doing the crime due to the swarm of coproaches that infested the area.
by jpg3 June 14, 2011
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aka Hong Kong police officers, notorious for their brutalities and excessive force, not to mention they are infamous for dirty jobs and shady businesses, people think they’re just nastier than cockroaches being cops in this way, so there you have it, coproaches.
“Hey look, there’re a bunch of coproaches over there, let’s get a move on, otherwise they will use tear gas for no reason or just because they wanted. Or both. Let’s not risk it.”
by Captain Tripz January 5, 2020
Get the Coproaches mug.Usually, when in a hurry to get somewhere you are forced to slow down due to a sighting of one or two cops or more.
Dude, I was so late for work this morning and I had to avoid three different "copstacles" and I had to slow down. It made me so late, but hey atleast I didn't get a ticket. Whew!
by Marissa Louise October 7, 2007
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by amatthew April 6, 2021
Get the Copstacking mug.Dave once had a full beard and he shaved off his goatee, and now has a sweet chopstache.
Dude, when did you grow a chopstache?
Dude, when did you grow a chopstache?
by Katy and Chris December 9, 2008
Get the chopstache mug.Sticky residue, also know as semen, left above the upper lip of the person who just gave a blow job. The semen dries to give the appearance of a white mustache. Got cum?
The fuckin’ cumstache I left on Miss Stewart made the bitch look like Santa Clause in a snow storm, ho ho ho, bitch!
by Pimp Daddy Chad May 3, 2003
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