3 definition by longhairedwizardwithlazyeye

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your brown eye, bunghole, or the muscle that holds your turtle head in.
dude i just took a massive dookie, i almost blew my o ring
by longhairedwizardwithlazyeye August 25, 2008

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a moustache that makes a person look like a child molester
josh is sporting a mean chomestache he must like small boys
by longhairedwizardwithlazyeye September 22, 2008

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when you shit and the turd reaches from the bottom of the bowl and sticks out of the water. like a dead head on a lake
mike made a dookie, it was a dead head , then he wiped and made a whitecap
by longhairedwizardwithlazyeye February 11, 2010

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