longhairedwizardwithlazyeye's definitions

chomestache

a moustache that makes a person look like a child molester

josh is sporting a mean chomestache he must like small boys

by longhairedwizardwithlazyeye November 5, 2008

dead head

when you shit and the turd reaches from the bottom of the bowl and sticks out of the water. like a dead head on a lake

mike made a dookie, it was a dead head , then he wiped and made a whitecap

by longhairedwizardwithlazyeye February 11, 2010

o ring

your brown eye, bunghole, or the muscle that holds your turtle head in.

dude i just took a massive dookie, i almost blew my o ring

by longhairedwizardwithlazyeye October 16, 2008