Definitions by longhairedwizardwithlazyeye

dead head 

when you shit and the turd reaches from the bottom of the bowl and sticks out of the water. like a dead head on a lake

mike made a dookie, it was a dead head , then he wiped and made a whitecap

dead head by longhairedwizardwithlazyeye February 11, 2010

chomestache 

a moustache that makes a person look like a child molester

josh is sporting a mean chomestache he must like small boys

chomestache by longhairedwizardwithlazyeye November 5, 2008

o ring

your brown eye, bunghole, or the muscle that holds your turtle head in.

dude i just took a massive dookie, i almost blew my o ring

o ring by longhairedwizardwithlazyeye October 16, 2008