Crapstache 

The residue of poo left above the upper lip where a regular mustache would be located. The 'crapstache' can appear after an individual gives the bung tung to another individual. It can also appear after someone rubs his or her lip after wiping poo with his/her hand.

After a night on the town, Phillip spend the night with a ho fo sho. He awoke the next morning with a crapstache.

Crapstache by Yubaldo April 9, 2008

chopstache

A mustache with mutton chops minus the goatee. Also known as friendly mutton chops.

Dave once had a full beard and he shaved off his goatee, and now has a sweet chopstache.
Dude, when did you grow a chopstache?

chopstache by Katy and Chris December 9, 2008

copstache

The trim, regulation moustache worn by police officers and military personnel.

The patrolman's copstache did not extend beyond the corners of his mouth.

copstache by Tom McGrath December 12, 2007

crapspace

A slag word for myspace created to explain how crappy myspace runs all the time becuase myspace tom is a communist

what the hell crapspace has been lagging for the past 10 minutes all i wanted to do was post a bulletin

crapspace by All-American-Badass July 4, 2008

creepstache 

A creepy mustache.. aka.. creepstache.

Ew, shave your creepstache

creepstache by EricaApathy April 1, 2006

emotional cristache

when a man skips shaving for a couple of days and and the excess facial hair growth makes it appear as though he's going through an emotional crisis. this may or may not be the case.

Jim: 'Man, Jake's looking pretty terrible, he hasn't shaved in days.'

Mel: 'Yeah his girlfriend broke up with him - he's going through an emotional cristache.'

emotional cristache by sweet-1-sass February 4, 2010

crustache 

a mustache that is so ingrained with white trash DNA, it grows in weak, with only a small number of thin hairs as compared to a normal mustache. I.E.-Cletus the slack-jawwed yokel has a crustache.

Like my crustache?

crustache by Bizarrett February 4, 2003