creepstache 

A creepy mustache.. aka.. creepstache.

Ew, shave your creepstache

creepstache by EricaApathy April 1, 2006

Creepstache 

The mustache commonly worn by creepers.

A creepy looking mustache.
A creepy looking mustache on a creeper.

Jennie: Have you seen Michael?
Andee: You mean the one with the creepstache?
Jennie: Yeah!

Creepstache by Yumm&Llama Lady November 15, 2011

Crestache 

1. noun. The tooth paste mustache one acquires while brushing their teeth. derived from the words Crest(toothpaste) and mustache.

I looked up at the mirror while brushing my teeth and noticed my huge crestache.

Crestache by Android.* January 18, 2009

creepstash 

A pedophile-esque looking guy with a Magnum P.I. or 70s porno mustache.

You look so cute in that picture but who's the creepstash leering at you from behind!?

creepstash by alisharindanielle September 2, 2007

Crapstache 

The residue of poo left above the upper lip where a regular mustache would be located. The 'crapstache' can appear after an individual gives the bung tung to another individual. It can also appear after someone rubs his or her lip after wiping poo with his/her hand.

After a night on the town, Phillip spend the night with a ho fo sho. He awoke the next morning with a crapstache.

Crapstache by Yubaldo April 9, 2008

Crompstache 

n. - a mustache that grows patchily as a result of constant stress and humiliation

Brian- Man you have a horrible crompstache.
Earl- I know, I get constantly stressed and humiliated.

Crompstache by boooogerrrrr October 12, 2009