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He has a never ending collection of Llamas and a badass cat named Brian!
I heard his books have been known to bring people of all ages joy all over the world.
They constantly are in the best sellers list and 'Good Reads' and the 'Newyork Times' praise them!
Did you know fans come from far and wide just to get a glimpse of this man?
He even acts as an inconic character Kurt Hummel on the Fox Tv show 'Glee'!
Many lives have been saved, and so many others inspired!
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