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Rusty crofts 

Croft (noun)- the space between a male’s leg and scrotum where sweat and other bodily secretions/smells tend to accumulate.

Rusty Crofts (noun)- the condition of overly irritated crofts due to accumulation of ball cheese, swass, and excessive leg to ball rubbagr causing severe chaffage.
Dude, my crofts are so sweaty.
Dude, I can’t walk anymore I have a case of the rusty crofts
Rusty crofts by superhotkarl March 7, 2020

charlie crofts 

A woman of many words for her sleep says many words. She is very pretty and smart and has an amazing personality.
charlie crofts by Thiccthiccdaddy69 November 16, 2021

Bryony Croft

A major disappointment. Anything that sounds better than it is. Derived from descriptions of the area of Birmingham, England, which is widely considered to sound nicer than it is.
I waited many months for the coaching, and when it finally happened it was something of a Bryony Croft.
Bryony Croft by DunnP January 2, 2022

dan and phil crafts 

Pretty much just a demonic April fools joke they do every year starting in 2015. Their channel name is deceiving; their crafts are just some excuse to summon Satan. They have almost 1,000,000 subscribers; I feel bad for the people working at YouTube who have to give them the Golden Play Button.
Person one: Hey, do you know why every single YouTube video I go on has the comments, "Soft and Neat"?
Person two: Oh, just a channel called Dan and Phil Crafts where they summon Satan and stuff.
Person one: ...

Craftsteak 

A Craftsteak is when a guy is getting ready to have sex with a girl, and right before penetration he whips out a well sharpened steak knife and swiftly slices off a small slump of her pubic hairs, placing them carefully in his pants pocket. Then, upon ejaculation, he pulls out, depositing his semen, along with the cluster of pubic hair, across her face.
"Man, I could really use a Craftsteak right now, and I'm not talking about the restaurant."
Craftsteak by Boohoohoo August 17, 2012

5-Minute Crafts

One of the most awful content farms on the internet, along with Blossom/So Yummy. They'll post the same "hacks" and "tips" over and over again, many of which are really dangerous, especially for their target audience - kids.

Some people will say that they're completely blind to the danger of most of the actions in their videos, but they probably know what they're doing - after all, publicity is publicity.
1. Person A: "Gee, how'd you get that burn on your hand?"
Person B: "I tried following a stupid 5-Minute Crafts cooking hack. Ugh."
Person A: "Poor thing. 5-Minute Crafts is the worst."

2. *scrolling through Snapchat* "OH CRAP THEY'RE ON SNAP TOO"
5-Minute Crafts by Val the Gay Bitch February 21, 2020