Definitions by superhotkarl

Rusty crofts 

Croft (noun)- the space between a male’s leg and scrotum where sweat and other bodily secretions/smells tend to accumulate.

Rusty Crofts (noun)- the condition of overly irritated crofts due to accumulation of ball cheese, swass, and excessive leg to ball rubbagr causing severe chaffage.

Dude, my crofts are so sweaty.
Dude, I can’t walk anymore I have a case of the rusty crofts

Rusty crofts by superhotkarl March 7, 2020

Smoked Sausage 

When you bone someone in their little neck smoke hole that smokers get when they smoke too much.

Gave that ho a smoked sausage last night

Smoked Sausage by superhotkarl May 5, 2018

Frozen Fudge Brownie 

when you lay a big turd log, freeze it, and then use it later as a dildo.

That chick looked like a downie when I was hittin it from the back with the frozen fudge brownie.

Frozen Fudge Brownie by superhotkarl May 5, 2018