Crockpie

(n) When a man has vigorous, unprotected intercourse with a woman. He then her eats out to the point of vomiting. After filling her vagina with vomit, the man then uses his home economics skills to sew shut the woman's vagina. After several weeks of "brewing," the man, or perhaps another very impatient man, cuts open the stitches, and uses the mixture to make a pie and eat it with mash potato

Frank: I enjoyed my crockpie last night mummy.

Mum: glad you enjoyed it, it was your fathers idea.

Crockpie by Pickers101 February 24, 2017

cockpiece 

a jewel encrested or otherwise extravagent exterior shell worn over the penis. Not a dildo.

"Hey dude check out my cockpiece."

cockpiece by Metalocolypse March 21, 2007

crockie 

Something that defines an idiot

She's Crockie bro

crockie by Chrissyco April 9, 2017

cockpiece 

your dick, when you are holding onto it with one hand, like it was a gun or an implement of destruction and aiming it at an orifice waiting to be violated.

I took my cockpiece out and jammed it directly into my girlfriend's swollen cock throat without hesitation. She's a whore.

cockpiece by infiniti August 15, 2003

crocksie 

A made-up character that is a crocodile. The crocodile died and was turned into a voice-commanded crocodile. They named it the "Crocksie" and sold it for a million dollars. It mal-functioned one day and became evil.

Mom, have you read this book about a evil crocodile named "Crocksie."

crocksie by AntIs_Cool May 28, 2018

cockpiece 

the area of one's pants in which contraband can be stored, for example a bottle of alcohol on the way into a club or concert. named for it's proximity to the male genitalia.

guy number one: dude they're gonna confiscate my gin.
guy number two: chill brotha, put it in your cockpiece. they'll never find that shit.

cockpiece by steve aoki March 29, 2011

cockpiece 

You know... a wang.

"Lick up this cockpiece, slut."

cockpiece by JayR August 27, 2003