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crocksie

A made-up character that is a crocodile. The crocodile died and was turned into a voice-commanded crocodile. They named it the "Crocksie" and sold it for a million dollars. It mal-functioned one day and became evil.
Mom, have you read this book about a evil crocodile named "Crocksie."
by AntIs_Cool May 28, 2018
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Crockpie

(n) When a man has vigorous, unprotected intercourse with a woman. He then her eats out to the point of vomiting. After filling her vagina with vomit, the man then uses his home economics skills to sew shut the woman's vagina. After several weeks of "brewing," the man, or perhaps another very impatient man, cuts open the stitches, and uses the mixture to make a pie and eat it with mash potato
Frank: I enjoyed my crockpie last night mummy.

Mum: glad you enjoyed it, it was your fathers idea.
by Pickers101 February 24, 2017
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crockie

Something that defines an idiot
She's Crockie bro
by Chrissyco April 9, 2017
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cocksie

Using the same idea as a Selfie but not a picture of your face, a picture of your own penis in it's full entirety with pride and glory.

Typically, taking a picture of your own penis and posting it online, that's a Cocksie. Perhaps for Charitable causes or just for fun to share with your friends!
Why does my willy look small in a Cocksie?

John, can do me a favor and take my Cocksie.
(Facebook post): Here's my Cocksie for Cancer Awareness
Best thing not to do after a first date mate, is send her a Cocksie!
by londonboi April 17, 2014
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Crocksten

Means your disabled or and import
What a crocksten

Oh my god look at this crocksten
by youiyouiyoui December 12, 2019
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crocksten

What a crocksten

Look at this crocksten
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crocksten

What a crocksten

Look at this crocksten
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