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(n) When a man has vigorous, unprotected intercourse with a woman. He then her eats out to the point of vomiting. After filling her vagina with vomit, the man then uses his home economics skills to sew shut the woman's vagina. After several weeks of "brewing," the man, or perhaps another very impatient man, cuts open the stitches, and uses the mixture to make a pie and eat it with mash potato
Frank: I enjoyed my crockpie last night mummy.

Mum: glad you enjoyed it, it was your fathers idea.
Crockpie by Pickers101 February 24, 2017
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Something that defines an idiot
She's Crockie bro
crockie by Chrissyco April 9, 2017
Using the same idea as a Selfie but not a picture of your face, a picture of your own penis in it's full entirety with pride and glory.

Typically, taking a picture of your own penis and posting it online, that's a Cocksie. Perhaps for Charitable causes or just for fun to share with your friends!
Why does my willy look small in a Cocksie?

John, can do me a favor and take my Cocksie.
(Facebook post): Here's my Cocksie for Cancer Awareness
Best thing not to do after a first date mate, is send her a Cocksie!
cocksie by londonboi April 17, 2014

crocksten 

What a crocksten

Look at this crocksten
crocksten by youiyouiyoui December 12, 2019

Crocksten 

Means your disabled or and import
What a crocksten

Oh my god look at this crocksten
Crocksten by youiyouiyoui December 12, 2019

crocksten 

What a crocksten

Look at this crocksten
crocksten by youiyouiyoui December 12, 2019
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