Crockcock

It’s when your playing a sport and and your cock gets really sweaty and moist and smells like Pondwater

Dude after practice I had a huge case of crockcock

by Mackdavk February 13, 2019

crackrockicle

Something that is totally wacky and idiotic as if on crack rock cocaine.

If someone does something really stupid or if something turns out to be bizarre, another person might say "That's crackrockicle!"

by E. Murphy June 25, 2008

cocksocket

A person, usually female, who acts mainly as a penis receptacle. As with electrical receptacles, cocksockets come in 2 distinct varieties:
1)Standard - average two-holed cocksocket
2)Grounded - cocksockets that take it in the third hole

"(insert name) from (insert sorority abbreviation) is such a cocksocket."

"I grounded that skank last night"
Translation: "I engaged in anal intercourse with that female last night."

"That bitch is grounded."
Translation: "She takes it in the rectum."

by Guy-No March 23, 2008

Cockjockey

Person of usually male gender that enjoys riding a cock. The Cockjockey is more often than not very promiscuous.

In the past week He's ridden the cock of at least ten guys I don't even know the name of. Could he be more of a Cockjockey?

by Ironcastle December 9, 2008

cocksocket

complete whore who's only attribute is her ability to have a cock stuffed in her

Larry's mom is a total cocksocket

by Anonymous April 1, 2003

cocknockled

When you go out on a date with a girl, only to find out that she doesn't think it's a date (usually revealed by a third party). You then pretend to be excited for her while furiously ad-libbing an exit strategy.

Guy: You sure are nice.
Girl: So are you. Let's get coffee.
Guy: Great.
...
Girl: This coffee is delicious.
Guy: I'm having fun.
Someone: What are you doing for break?
Girl: Oh, I'm just going to Hawaii with my boyfriend to celebrate our one-month anniversary.
Guy: Guh! Wow...congratulations.
Girl: I'll say!
Guy: Welp, looks like it's about time for me to be hittin the ol Dusty Trail...
Girl: Bye!
...
Guy: COCKNOCKLED!

by tuanomsoc December 24, 2005

cockrock

A band consisting of horny guys that play catchy, rip-off rock songs whose main goal is to get into girl's panties.

Man. not another cockrock band

by fuzzy777 June 6, 2009