Crockcock
It’s when your playing a sport and and your cock gets really sweaty and moist and smells like Pondwater
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crackrockicle
If someone does something really stupid or if something turns out to be bizarre, another person might say "That's crackrockicle!"
crackrockicle by E. Murphy June 25, 2008
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cocksocket
A person, usually female, who acts mainly as a penis receptacle. As with electrical receptacles, cocksockets come in 2 distinct varieties:
1)Standard - average two-holed cocksocket
2)Grounded - cocksockets that take it in the third hole
1)Standard - average two-holed cocksocket
2)Grounded - cocksockets that take it in the third hole
"(insert name) from (insert sorority abbreviation) is such a cocksocket."
"I grounded that skank last night"
Translation: "I engaged in anal intercourse with that female last night."
"That bitch is grounded."
Translation: "She takes it in the rectum."
"I grounded that skank last night"
Translation: "I engaged in anal intercourse with that female last night."
"That bitch is grounded."
Translation: "She takes it in the rectum."
cocksocket by Guy-No March 23, 2008
Cockjockey
Person of usually male gender that enjoys riding a cock. The Cockjockey is more often than not very promiscuous.
In the past week He's ridden the cock of at least ten guys I don't even know the name of. Could he be more of a Cockjockey?
Cockjockey by Ironcastle December 9, 2008
cocksocket
cocksocket by Anonymous April 1, 2003
cocknockled
When you go out on a date with a girl, only to find out that she doesn't think it's a date (usually revealed by a third party). You then pretend to be excited for her while furiously ad-libbing an exit strategy.
Guy: You sure are nice.
Girl: So are you. Let's get coffee.
Guy: Great.
...
Girl: This coffee is delicious.
Guy: I'm having fun.
Someone: What are you doing for break?
Girl: Oh, I'm just going to Hawaii with my boyfriend to celebrate our one-month anniversary.
Guy: Guh! Wow...congratulations.
Girl: I'll say!
Guy: Welp, looks like it's about time for me to be hittin the ol Dusty Trail...
Girl: Bye!
...
Guy: COCKNOCKLED!
Girl: So are you. Let's get coffee.
Guy: Great.
...
Girl: This coffee is delicious.
Guy: I'm having fun.
Someone: What are you doing for break?
Girl: Oh, I'm just going to Hawaii with my boyfriend to celebrate our one-month anniversary.
Guy: Guh! Wow...congratulations.
Girl: I'll say!
Guy: Welp, looks like it's about time for me to be hittin the ol Dusty Trail...
Girl: Bye!
...
Guy: COCKNOCKLED!
cocknockled by tuanomsoc December 24, 2005