cocknockled

When you go out on a date with a girl, only to find out that she doesn't think it's a date (usually revealed by a third party). You then pretend to be excited for her while furiously ad-libbing an exit strategy.

Guy: You sure are nice.
Girl: So are you. Let's get coffee.
Guy: Great.
...
Girl: This coffee is delicious.
Guy: I'm having fun.
Someone: What are you doing for break?
Girl: Oh, I'm just going to Hawaii with my boyfriend to celebrate our one-month anniversary.
Guy: Guh! Wow...congratulations.
Girl: I'll say!
Guy: Welp, looks like it's about time for me to be hittin the ol Dusty Trail...
Girl: Bye!
...
Guy: COCKNOCKLED!

by tuanomsoc December 24, 2005

cocknockery

Annoying acts perpetrated by cocknockers. Usually, but not always, accompanied by asshattery.

I'm getting tired of your cocknockery. IT ENDS!

by Crusher March 31, 2005

Cocknocker

Derives from the Silent Bob character and popularised by the rusty joystick forums troll called neomonk. Has a growing popularity to mean someone who trolls forums for the purpose of upsetting and annoying people. Also prone to pseudo intellectual comments and a self obsession with own opinions

Neomonk stop behaving like such a cocknocker - its not big, its not hard (rather like your genitals really)

by steven hamilton-healey February 18, 2005

Cocknocker

A term referring to an elderly homosexual, with the aura of Lavender and dried Semen - feared by many young children.

"Oh Daddy, help! I think a Cocknocker is lurking! I can smell Lavender and Prawn Cocktail crisps!"

by Prick Police March 9, 2014

Cocknocker

A dumb ass bitch who is an absolute dick head

That dumb ass hoe is a cocknocker

by Thicccccmama February 13, 2019

Cocknocker

To smash someone in the cock with your fist when they least expect it

"Hello Mate" (mate stretches leaving groin exposed)
"Hello" (smashes friend in cock)

by Bensonator March 28, 2004

Floppy Titty Cocknocker

Annoying slutty fat bitches who think they are the shit when guys only use them for a quick fuck.

Jolene is a floppy titty cocknocker and she live in Ione, California if your looking for a lousy fuck.

by The 4 guys who use Jolene for SEX August 19, 2003