Clockcocker
Clockcocker by Bomboy June 30, 2024
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Clockblocker
noun
plural: clockblockers
1. a fan of the time traveling, history-saving, award-winning, tv show, Timeless.
plural: clockblockers
1. a fan of the time traveling, history-saving, award-winning, tv show, Timeless.
Clockblocker by redmattersite August 4, 2018
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cockrocker 3000
Goyle, "Did you hear? Harry just got a Cockrocker 3000!"
Draco, "I've had one for ages. They really do make all the difference."
Draco, "I've had one for ages. They really do make all the difference."
cockrocker 3000 by AlyxAnderson October 29, 2007
clocksucker
1. After 2 years of dating, he didn't propose. She said "you are such a clocksucker!"
2. The salesman was very disappointed. After 3 hours of talking to the customer, the #$%^ing clocksucker didn't buy anything.
2. The salesman was very disappointed. After 3 hours of talking to the customer, the #$%^ing clocksucker didn't buy anything.
clocksucker by Cody May 6, 2004
cocknockery
cocknockery by Crusher March 31, 2005
Cocknocker
Derives from the Silent Bob character and popularised by the rusty joystick forums troll called neomonk. Has a growing popularity to mean someone who trolls forums for the purpose of upsetting and annoying people. Also prone to pseudo intellectual comments and a self obsession with own opinions
Neomonk stop behaving like such a cocknocker - its not big, its not hard (rather like your genitals really)
Cocknocker by steven hamilton-healey February 18, 2005
Cocknocker
A term referring to an elderly homosexual, with the aura of Lavender and dried Semen - feared by many young children.
Cocknocker by Prick Police March 9, 2014
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