cocknockled

When you go out on a date with a girl, only to find out that she doesn't think it's a date (usually revealed by a third party). You then pretend to be excited for her while furiously ad-libbing an exit strategy.
Guy: You sure are nice.
Girl: So are you. Let's get coffee.
Guy: Great.
...
Girl: This coffee is delicious.
Guy: I'm having fun.
Someone: What are you doing for break?
Girl: Oh, I'm just going to Hawaii with my boyfriend to celebrate our one-month anniversary.
Guy: Guh! Wow...congratulations.
Girl: I'll say!
Guy: Welp, looks like it's about time for me to be hittin the ol Dusty Trail...
Girl: Bye!
...
Guy: COCKNOCKLED!
by tuanomsoc December 25, 2005
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mother fuckre

Zat guy ees a mother fuckre.
by tuanomsoc January 25, 2006
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sloppy cronkite

When two people are getting each other off: the first one to reach orgasm says to the other, "and that's the way it was," in Walter Cronkite's voice.
giving a sloppy cronkite: "Ohhhhhhhh ooohohho oh oh go-OHhOHHHH I'M COMING! Ohh, oh--and that's the way it was."
by tuanomsoc January 31, 2007
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goin down town

An incredible play on words from the fantastic TV show Arrested Development.
Lucille: Is there Anything I can do?
Military Guy: You could always...go down town...

I know that this doesn't say "goin down town," but screw it.
by tuanomsoc September 24, 2006
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