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by Motherfuckin'slut April 18, 2018
Get the Christine's burps mug.When a man is able to achieve his three greatest pleasures in one sitting by reading a Stephen King novel, playing online cribbage and having your butthole filled with man mayo.
I was talking to my buddy and learned he loves three things - reading Stephen King novels, playing cribbage and getting butt fucked. He then proceeded to tell me for some reason that after he got home one night and his family was out of town, he picked up and started to read Christine by Stephen King, played online cribbage and then had a male prostitute given him a prostate exam with his erect wiener. He succeeded in getting Christine's cum filled Cribbage. Wild stuff.
by Scotty Nice October 18, 2023
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by Simplycristineismymomlogical April 18, 2018
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Dude, check out that girl! I’m going to go and get her number.
Bro, you are way out of your league she’s a christine sixteen.
Bro, you are way out of your league she’s a christine sixteen.
by christine sixteen August 16, 2009
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She is very hot, and very tallented and she hates it when you pronounce her name C(H)ristina!!!
She is very hot, and very tallented and she hates it when you pronounce her name C(H)ristina!!!
by DARKNESSFALLING May 15, 2006
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Man, Hailey McFreakin Christine Smith sure is incredible. Whoever gets to be her side hoe is incredibly blessed.
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