Cristina’s boyfriend
Cristina’s boyfriend by gutfjjbgy November 21, 2021
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Christine's burps
The most wonderful sound you'll ever hear, her burps are surprisingly manly but still very enjoyable.
Christine's burps by Motherfuckin'slut April 18, 2018
Christine's cum filled Cribbage
When a man is able to achieve his three greatest pleasures in one sitting by reading a Stephen King novel, playing online cribbage and having your butthole filled with man mayo.
I was talking to my buddy and learned he loves three things - reading Stephen King novels, playing cribbage and getting butt fucked. He then proceeded to tell me for some reason that after he got home one night and his family was out of town, he picked up and started to read Christine by Stephen King, played online cribbage and then had a male prostitute given him a prostate exam with his erect wiener. He succeeded in getting Christine's cum filled Cribbage. Wild stuff.
Christine's cum filled Cribbage by Scotty Nice October 18, 2023
cristine the science queen
A Simply Nailogical character. The mother of all holosexuals and the creator of all good. She killed Bill Nye.
cristine the science queen by Simplycristineismymomlogical April 18, 2018
christine sixteen
Reminiscent of the sexual vibe present in the original 1977 KISS song, a woman so hot beyond a “10”, is referred to as a “christine sixteen”
Dude, check out that girl! I’m going to go and get her number.
Bro, you are way out of your league she’s a christine sixteen.
Bro, you are way out of your league she’s a christine sixteen.
christine sixteen by christine sixteen August 16, 2009
Cristina Scabbia
one of two vocalist for the Hardcore-Metal band LACUNA COIL from Milan, Italy
She is very hot, and very tallented and she hates it when you pronounce her name C(H)ristina!!!
She is very hot, and very tallented and she hates it when you pronounce her name C(H)ristina!!!
Cristina Scabbia by DARKNESSFALLING May 15, 2006
Hailey McFreakin Christine Smith
One of a kind. The best person you could ever meet. So full of life and joy, with a smile that could melt even the crustiest of hearts. Wise beyond her years and an infinite source of laughter.
Man, Hailey McFreakin Christine Smith sure is incredible. Whoever gets to be her side hoe is incredibly blessed.
Hailey McFreakin Christine Smith by brenny_wenny24 April 20, 2019