Definitions by brenny_wenny24

Hailey McFreakin Christine Smith 

One of a kind. The best person you could ever meet. So full of life and joy, with a smile that could melt even the crustiest of hearts. Wise beyond her years and an infinite source of laughter.

Man, Hailey McFreakin Christine Smith sure is incredible. Whoever gets to be her side hoe is incredibly blessed.

Hailey McFreakin Christine Smith by brenny_wenny24 April 20, 2019

Obliminated 

To get obliterated so badly you are automatically eliminated from any competition you join in the next 7-10 business days

Damn, Brennon left the sunroof open on his car and it’s raining. Get obliminated.

Obliminated by brenny_wenny24 August 23, 2018

brennon derrick 

A well intentioned person, who overall just sucks at existing. Often tries his hardest but gets overlooked. Short and usually about 6/10 on the attractiveness scale. Makes good spaghetti though.

Wow, that Brennon Derrick sure is a nice guy. I should definitely drop him and date a douche bag.

brennon derrick by brenny_wenny24 August 15, 2017