Crispy crit

When you get a satisfying critical hit in a video game.

When i was fighting i got a really Crispy crit that won me the game

Crispy crit by the wolf that licks booty November 26, 2018

crispy critter 

When someone has gone to the tanning bed to a point when they are dark beyond any human recognition.

That tanning bed mama who toasted her child is one crispy critter.

crispy critter by electricjam420 July 22, 2012

crispy critters

firefighter paramedic slang for patients burned beyond recognition. Fourth and fifth degree burns, muscle and bone burning. Last stage before sixth degree burns, cremation (all tissue reduced to ash).

By the time we got there, the people trapped in the vehicle were crispy critters.

crispy critters by Artnunymiss February 17, 2017

crispy critter 

A person who has suffered extensive, usually fatal, burns.

Military slang, but applicable to the civilian world.

There was one casualty in the hotel fire, a crispy critter.

crispy critter by robert January 18, 2005

Crispy critter man 

a man who is often confused due to a combination of sunburns and hard drugs

I am a crispy critter man, and now i've got this wicked headache

Crispy critter man by notsoslimshady January 20, 2011

Crispy Crittered  

A term used by Philip Schneider, to describe what happened to his foot when an Alien shot him with it's energy beam

I was busy shootin' them pesky aliens, then one of them completely crispy crittered ma left foot.

Crispy Crittered by Adam Charles Richards October 6, 2008

crispy critter 

Someone who has taken too much acid, mushrooms, or other hallucinogens and is now in a permanent state of being "crispy" or spaced out.

Lorien and her crispy critter friends are working on their plan to replenish the sun with hydrogen so we can all stay warm.

crispy critter by moonlion January 19, 2004