Schneider

A handjob given in a school library.

Sarah got caught giving Hunter a Schneider and gave Hunter the nickname "Schneider" for the rest of his life.

by ThatNewDrizzyDrake October 01, 2014

Schneider

A smart tall handsom black boy with a big D and glasses only gets as and bs in class

omg schneider is so hot

by janiola November 05, 2018

Schneider

A pretentious, white, Caucasian, egotistical, asshole bastard whom hails from Oklahoma City and has a white residue surrounding his nostril region.

Hey that guy Sure is a douche. I bet he is a Schneider.

by lilbuddha August 12, 2011

Schneider

He is a very nice guy. Plays lots of intruments, very talented, smart, a class clown, ALWAYS gets into trouble, has lots of friends and a heartthrob in school. Girls be careful when you see him, you’ll fall for him instantly like I did.

Girl: Holy shit, that guy is sex on legs!
Boy: Yeahh, he’s my homie, he’s name is Schneider.

by iloverainbows<3 June 24, 2018

Schneider

A girl who likes to accessibly meow in any public establishment.

There goes Schneider again, meow like usual.

by ahoykatiemeowa October 18, 2011

Schneider

Avi Schneider has a tiny penis

Avi Schneider looked down and tried fingering his pussy.

by Dr MJ March 05, 2020

Schneider

Verb - 1. To act like a complete non-hetero. 2. To be rejected by most forms of social culture. 3. To have a nack for failing at life.

Dude, that kid just totally schneidered himself.

Professor Broker would never be caught dead schneidering around.

Oh man, Eric schniedered the party last night. I wanted face fuck him.

by Prof.Broker105 October 23, 2008