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crispy critter

A person who has suffered extensive, usually fatal, burns.

Military slang, but applicable to the civilian world.
There was one casualty in the hotel fire, a crispy critter.
by robert January 18, 2005
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grunger

Lets see then . . . well grungers are teenagers (normally boys but there are girl grungers too) that mainly listen to: Rock, Hard Rock, Metal, Heavy Metal, Hard Metal, Love Metal, New Wave Of British Metal a.k.a NWOBM (eg: iron maiden), Gothic Metal, Gothic Rock.

Grungers wear: baggy jeans (normally cost £40), long t - shirts with a band name on it, hoodies with band name on it, skateboarding shoes or boots, chains.

Many people have made the mistake that grungers skateboard. Well this is wrong, a skater is someone that skateboards and generally listens to Punk music and other bands like Red Hot Chilli Peppers. Grungers don’t have to skate (I don’t) but can do if they wish.

A grunger doesn't get into fights but only resorts to violence as a last resort.

A grunger's most hated enemy is a townie; townies are scumbags that wear disgusting (unisex) tight clothing, listen to garage music and speak in an untranslatable language.

General Info:
Grungers normally get their clothes from Camden Market.

Most Grungers get a kick out of extreme gore!

A grunger’s favourite colour is normally black.

Most grungers scar old people (not intentionally) lol.

Grungers have long hair.

Grungers don't care what others think, as long as they're happy with what they wear, listen too and do in life, then a grunger is on top of the world :)

ROCK ON!
current artists in my "listening to" pile: marilyn manson, white zombie, HIM, cradle of filth, rob zombie, slipknot, iron maiden.
by Robert June 26, 2004
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Cock

by Robert April 23, 2004
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on crack

if something is mad, bad or just plain wrong, it can be described as "on crack", or, for added emphasis, "so on crack".
by robert June 16, 2003
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That's Legit

Something is legitimate. That something is respectable. Statements made by Robert at Texas Tech.

See I respect that
by Robert April 23, 2005
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inner gayness

What a guy has when he is not gay but he can distinct if a guy is attractive or not. Does NOT mean guy is gay.
Omg your inner gayness is showing!
by ROBERT January 9, 2015
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Ford Mustang

A very fast AMERICAN car unlike little crap hondas and acura's
Honda Owner:Look at that mustang he's goin 80 maybe we should race him.
Mustang owner:suck my big dick little honda you can't never ever eva eva eva step up biiiiiitch.hahaha nods head* at honda
by robert May 13, 2005
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