by Nobody Fresh January 16, 2005
Updating your social networking profile with a cryptic/enigmatic statement that suggests you may be experiencing some distress.
Usually this is followed by a concerned friend publicly quizzing you as to the nature of your anguish, to which you reply " I don't want to talk about it on here!"
Usually this is followed by a concerned friend publicly quizzing you as to the nature of your anguish, to which you reply " I don't want to talk about it on here!"
Cripto Level One: " :( "
Cripto Level Two:: "Meh?"
Cripto Level Three: "Why me?"
Cripto Level Four: "Why do people treat me like this?"
Cripto Level Five: "You'll miss me when I'm gone!"
Cripto Level Two:: "Meh?"
Cripto Level Three: "Why me?"
Cripto Level Four: "Why do people treat me like this?"
Cripto Level Five: "You'll miss me when I'm gone!"
by ginga-ninja78 August 21, 2010
I walked in the bathroom at the party and timmy and jill were doing an ultra cripto blumpkin (getting a hummer while doing an upper deck).
by robharry March 23, 2011
CRIPtOE LAD™ is the REAL Cryptoland. It's a place with many tourist attractions such as Shrek's outhouse, the wall of NFTs, and more!
by uhmognus_enjoyer January 27, 2022