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Criptocurrency

The currency used by the violent street gang known as the Crips, based in southern California. Also known as money or the US dollar.
I'm going to pay for this crack using criptocurrency.
by Doctor Wojak November 8, 2021
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Cryptocurrency Miners

Arseholes who buy out every gaming GPU in stock so that they can fatten their purses with little to no effort. Because of these utter shitbags, the prices of gaming graphics cards have soared, and few are in stock. Worse still, after using and abusing the dozens of cards they bought, they sell them to poor unknowing buyers on the internet. If you can't buy a new graphics card, these fucks are to blame.
"All I can buy right now is a GT 1030, fuck, I wanted a GTX 1060, but it's not worth it when they cost a thousand bucks, damn cryptocurrency miners"
by TADPOOL January 31, 2018
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Clitocurrency

A type of currency and payment option some women use to pay for services rendered to them. This payment is primarily done by having sex with the individual rendering the service.
Cleveland asked me for a refund of his money, I didn't have enough cash with me so I paid him in clitocurrency.
by 99thgod November 7, 2019
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craptocurrency

Yet another, in a seemingly endless list, of over-hyped, toxic investment scams; heralded initially as a technological advancement in currency exchange, but subsequently revealed for the financially devastating dumpster-fire that it is.
Don't invest in craptocurrency AFTER its increased in value by 40,000%. At this point it's too late; you'll lose your ass AND your retirement fund.
by YAWA February 2, 2018
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Cryptocurrency

An investment like money or stocks, except tied to absolutely nothing.
So let me get this straight, the only thing that makes cryptocurrency valuable is people think other people think it's valuable... And that's it?

So what's stopping anybody from creating their own cryptocurrency and inflating the entire market away?
by Sitbear April 28, 2021
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Cryptocurrency

Cryptocurrency is a digital currency that utilizes cryptography for security and can be sent from one person to another anywhere around the world at very low processing charges. Bitcoin was the first cryptocurrency to be created. It was developed by Satoshi Nakamoto, a mysterious entity who has remained anonymous since then. Such cryptocurrencies like Bitcoin, Ethereum, Neo, Ripple, Litecoin and Tether can be exchanged on cryptocurrency exchanges like Rubix.io. Cryptocurrencies utilize peer to peer technology to allow individuals and corporations have the ability to send virtual currencies. In order to send or receive the virtual currency, you must have a digital wallet. Two types are available – software and hosted wallets.
My cryptocurrency portfolio arrays anywhere from Bitcoin to Neo. You can view my cryptocurrency portfolio on Rubix.io cryptocurrency exchange.
by NeoEnthusiast February 11, 2019
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The Best Cryptocurrency

The Best Cryptocurrency is an award given to the best preforming cryptocurrency coin. The award is given every year at the start of the year.

Currently The Best Cryptocurrency is Elrond eGLD a highly scalable, fast and secure blockchain platform
by Sffr February 8, 2021
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