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crip and chronic at the same time. if something is criptonic, it's basically the coolest shit ever. coined by stoners who (a) are white enough to use crip as a compliment, and (b) use chronic, generally a descriptor of weed, as a synonym for great.
dude, that cake is fucking criptonic
shit bro those waves were criptonic today
by imalwaysrighttho December 09, 2014
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