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Crimewaver 

"Crimewaver" (Noun) Derived from the word crimewave; is a noun used to describe a person who partakes in the act of "Crimewaving" (Verb).

A crimewaver is typically involved in nefarious acts such as illegal business operations, money laundering, organized crime, and driving luxurious and exotic sports cars such as the Ferrari F40, and Mercedes G-Wagon.
What the average person would see as immoral or corrupt, is just an average day for a crimewaver.
Crimewaver's value their class, wealth, family, and honor above all else.
"I am going to flip this city upside down. That's just what a crimewaver does."
"Miami is a place for many, some chase the sunset, some go to school, but others seem to love crimewaving."
"That lady is a crimewaver, she has a grenade launcher under her rifle!"
"If theres one thing a crimewaver never wishes for, it would be a phone call from the FBI."
Crimewaver by Adrixcee! October 6, 2023

crimescene sex 

Sex while on your period.
She sometimes likes having crimescene sex to relieve her menustral cramps.
crimescene sex by hanscraft December 31, 2006

Crimefaces 

Crimefaces is a popular social media page and brand that’s known for catch phrases like what hooood is this and Bonzai!

The brand was founded by AC Casciani and partner Vin Major

AC Casciani is known for his role in the movie boogie as the court announcer with pop smoke and recently the commentator on triller fight club.

AC Casciani is known for his popular catch phrases in street fight videos and boxing.
Gale: Gina is about to fight Jennifer

Scott : she’s gonna get the Bonzai! And be on crimefaces page tommorow

Dan: crimefaces .. what hooood is this !!!
Crimefaces by David Slesk April 1, 2021

crimaces 

Pronunciation: \ kre' mes es \

a narrow opening resulting from a split or crack
Girl 1: I lost my phone. I wonder where it could have gone.

Girl 2: Check the couch, maybe it fell into the crimaces.
crimaces by lilboss February 27, 2010

crimeaversary 

The celebration of the day your crime was committed.
Hey Lil' Puppett, we're gonna have a party tomorrow for Casper's crimeaversary! I'll bring the beer, you bring the heinas!
crimeaversary by Lil' Puppet69 January 16, 2013

craneface 

a doodle where it looks as if a crane has eyes, a mouth, and a fish instead of a wreckingball
haxxor: dude that is a pretty sweet craneface
noob: yeah, but i DID invent the thing where its right eye is a triangle
haxxor: DUDE no you didnt!
noob: whatever, i did do it. i was like "omg the eye should totally be a triangle" and you were like "yeah youare right"
haxxor: whatever
noob: wanna play halo?
haxxor: only if you stop running me over with the banshee
noob: no shees, ok?
craneface by ivansnavi December 27, 2008
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I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
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Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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