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craneface 

a doodle where it looks as if a crane has eyes, a mouth, and a fish instead of a wreckingball
haxxor: dude that is a pretty sweet craneface
noob: yeah, but i DID invent the thing where its right eye is a triangle
haxxor: DUDE no you didnt!
noob: whatever, i did do it. i was like "omg the eye should totally be a triangle" and you were like "yeah youare right"
haxxor: whatever
noob: wanna play halo?
haxxor: only if you stop running me over with the banshee
noob: no shees, ok?
craneface by ivansnavi December 27, 2008
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Baby Crapface 

Alarmingly cheap kid with an excessive amount baby fat on his face. As well as this travesty he/she smells of baby feces.

hence.... baby "crap" face.

Only two documented sitings have occurred of Baby Crapface. One spotting was at Woodward High School and one is rumored to be the night time male server at a Buffalo Wild Wings in Oregon,Ohio.
sits next to baby crapface in crowded McDonalds... puts arm around him. makes meaningful eye contact.
"What's up BABY CRAPFACE!"
Baby Crapface by mrparka December 27, 2011
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Crackface'd 

An event in which a person walks through a door and has crack thrown in their face. Usually takes place in clubs and bars.
Person A: I heard John got crackface'd!
Person B: That poor bastard.
Crackface'd by Realnigga9499 December 3, 2014

Careface 

Careface is a statement which should be used to show a severe state of not caring. It should be said aloud and directly after a threatening stimulus comment (e.g. shown below).

The statement "careface" could also be accompanied by an actual 'care-face' which is a sarcastic sad face.
"I'm reporting you to the principal!"
-"CAREFACE!"

"I'm leaving you!"
-"CAREFACE!"

"You're under arrest!"
-"CAREFACE!"

"Son, I'm afraid your mother has died"
-"CAREFACE!"

"You have only days to live"
-"CAREFACE!"

etc. etc.
Careface by workboots91 March 25, 2008

Crapface 

1. Insult given to any jerk (See also; Squishface)
2. Term of endurement given to friends
3. A man with crap on his face
"Hey, you little crapface..."
"Let's go, crapface."
Crapface by Paul W March 24, 2004
A Norwenglish word to describe someone who is cranky.
"Don't be such a crankface!"
crankface by MsOlden July 11, 2016
1. A state where you really don't care at all. It's allowed to add "the" as a prefix to move the superlative form over to ultimatesuperlative-form. Can also be mixed with the form carefacezz to control the degree of careface.
2. Plural of the word careface
"oh shitfuck, I forgot my keys"
-"carefacez"
"We forgot to buy cheese, and tacoshells!"
-"wheren't we going to eat tacos later on? Carefaces for me, I wanted pizza anyway"
"My bike got stolen, but I was just like -theeee careeefaceez"
"c'mon lets play football"
-"carefaces" (group replying)
Carefaces by krissern January 27, 2009