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body like baywatch, face like crimewatch 

Used to describe a man/woman who has a very attractive body which is let down by a face that looks like a mug shot.
This is a word play on two popular TV shows in the UK, Baywatch with muscled and tanned bodies and crimewatch a TV show highlighting criminal activity with many mug shots of scary looking offenders or wanted criminals.

See also BayCrime
She has a body like baywatch and a face like crimewatch.

Crimewaver 

"Crimewaver" (Noun) Derived from the word crimewave; is a noun used to describe a person who partakes in the act of "Crimewaving" (Verb).

A crimewaver is typically involved in nefarious acts such as illegal business operations, money laundering, organized crime, and driving luxurious and exotic sports cars such as the Ferrari F40, and Mercedes G-Wagon.
What the average person would see as immoral or corrupt, is just an average day for a crimewaver.
Crimewaver's value their class, wealth, family, and honor above all else.
"I am going to flip this city upside down. That's just what a crimewaver does."
"Miami is a place for many, some chase the sunset, some go to school, but others seem to love crimewaving."
"That lady is a crimewaver, she has a grenade launcher under her rifle!"
"If theres one thing a crimewaver never wishes for, it would be a phone call from the FBI."
Crimewaver by Adrixcee! October 6, 2023

Crimefaces 

Crimefaces is a popular social media page and brand that’s known for catch phrases like what hooood is this and Bonzai!

The brand was founded by AC Casciani and partner Vin Major

AC Casciani is known for his role in the movie boogie as the court announcer with pop smoke and recently the commentator on triller fight club.

AC Casciani is known for his popular catch phrases in street fight videos and boxing.
Gale: Gina is about to fight Jennifer

Scott : she’s gonna get the Bonzai! And be on crimefaces page tommorow

Dan: crimefaces .. what hooood is this !!!
Crimefaces by David Slesk April 1, 2021
Formally known as LimeWire. A free file-sharing application for pc and mac users that beats the shit out of Kazaa, I-Tunes, BearShare, Napster (just to name a few). Why pay for music when you can pirate and download all for the price of free.99?
"Hey, are you gonna buy some music off of i-tunes?"

"Hell no man - I'm using CrimeWire & applying for their open position as a pirate of music."
CrimeWire by Nicole Jussen January 28, 2008

crimeaversary 

The celebration of the day your crime was committed.
Hey Lil' Puppett, we're gonna have a party tomorrow for Casper's crimeaversary! I'll bring the beer, you bring the heinas!
crimeaversary by Lil' Puppet69 January 16, 2013
Slang term for Cromdale, a district in Northeast Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, known not so nicely for its high murder rate, gang activity, and general overall crime rate.
Crimedale is going to be the next Compton (referring to the well-known Compton, California, USA)
Crimedale by Get Hyphy! June 1, 2006