Creenis

Short for Creepy Penis

When you stand outside your front door naked for a decade, you are a Creenis.

by DonnysElement March 17, 2015

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Creeism

When someone named Cree has a very unpopular opinion and talks about it way too often

Is Cree gushing about the Spongebob Musical and Phineas and Ferb again? Gosh, that Cree and his creeisms!

by CreeLikesCats November 28, 2017

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Bulbous male genitalia that is just as wide as it is long. (Derivation: "chode"-- a penis that is wider than it is long -- and "penis.")

Some scholars mistakenly state that the cheenis is a square. Putting aside the fact that the cheenis is not two-dimensional, prominent cheenis experts have repeatedly confirmed the rounded shape of the cheenis (see, e.g., Wigglescheen, et al.; Bernhardscheen, et al.).

When Michael's hand accidentally slipped off the table and onto Josh's lap, the fleeting impression of the bulge he felt led him to think that his friend must have a chode--but in reality it was more of a cheenis.

by chodelord69 September 24, 2021

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cheenis

A perfectly square penis. (Derivation: "chode"-- a penis that is wider than it is long -- and "penis.")

When Michael's hand accidentally slipped off the table and onto Josh's lap, the fleeting impression of the bulge he felt led him to think that his friend must have a chode--but in reality it was more of a cheenis.

by threesixJim July 24, 2011

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creepist

Someone who has been caught acting in a creepy manner and is forever known as a creeper. To attain this title one must be caught in the act performing a creepy behavior like accessively staring at someone.

Ryan is a convicted creepist. Joe caught him jerking it to a picture of an eight year old boy.

by RyanMPrince March 3, 2009

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