cleenis 

An abnormally large clitoris, almost resembling a penis.

Google image search "wrestler chyna clit" for visual reference

That chick from the gym had an amazing body, but whatever supplements she takes made her grow a cleenis

cleenis by L0G5 May 26, 2016

Creenis 

Short for Creepy Penis

When you stand outside your front door naked for a decade, you are a Creenis.

Creenis by DonnysElement March 17, 2015

cheenis 

Bulbous male genitalia that is just as wide as it is long. (Derivation: "chode"-- a penis that is wider than it is long -- and "penis.")

Some scholars mistakenly state that the cheenis is a square. Putting aside the fact that the cheenis is not two-dimensional, prominent cheenis experts have repeatedly confirmed the rounded shape of the cheenis (see, e.g., Wigglescheen, et al.; Bernhardscheen, et al.).

When Michael's hand accidentally slipped off the table and onto Josh's lap, the fleeting impression of the bulge he felt led him to think that his friend must have a chode--but in reality it was more of a cheenis.

cheenis by chodelord69 September 24, 2021

cheenis 

A perfectly square penis. (Derivation: "chode"-- a penis that is wider than it is long -- and "penis.")

When Michael's hand accidentally slipped off the table and onto Josh's lap, the fleeting impression of the bulge he felt led him to think that his friend must have a chode--but in reality it was more of a cheenis.

cheenis by threesixJim July 24, 2011

clenis maximus 

The ultimate in giant clits, most likely looks like a dick with no balls. Some say it is an urban legend that rivals bigfoot and the loch ness.

I was going to go down on this broad I just met, but I saw she had a very large clit, I would call it a clenis maximus

clenis maximus by Joseph William B May 12, 2009

Clenis 

Freakishly large clitoris. Usually found in women that use steroids.

'Did you see the clenis on that wrestler-chick?"

Clenis by Baseball Fury January 19, 2005

Clenis 

Bill Clinton's penis, the scapegoat of the right-wing. Blamed for everything from 9/11 to relations with North Korea. Feared greatly by Conservatives, as it is actually a functional penis.

In today's speech, President Bush blamed rising unemployment and a failing economy on the Clenis.

Clenis by blunted September 8, 2003