Crapticle

An article that is crap

I read a crapticle that said that there’s 74 genders

by KnotKnotESV September 7, 2018

Capsicle

A humorous word used in the dialogue of Marvel's 'Avengers Assemble' Movie. A portmanteau word (2 words combined together to make one word e.g. 'Belieber'=Believer+Bieber) 'Capsicle' is the word formed from the combination of Captain and Icicle. Tony Stark, (Iron Man) says this to Captain america during an argument:

Captain America: What?

Iron Man: You might have missed a couple of things, you know, doing time as a Capsicle.

by RoseWhite81 September 21, 2012

crapsicle

waste matter leaked out of a plane, also known as "blue ice"

from an episode of CSI:NY…
Aiden is puzzled because the Port-a-Potty chemicals match the matter on Bill's jeans but those in his head wound. She breaks down the chemicals and focuses on the one that doesn't match: Dimethyl Benzyl Ammonium, which is used mostly in airplane toilets. Aiden puts it together: waste matter leaked out of a plane, froze in the atmosphere and came crashing down to earth, striking Bill Lamakkia on the head and killing him. Flack is nonplussed: "A crapsicle killed this guy?" he wonders.

by victahr September 14, 2005

casticle

A name for someone who is both a dick and a pussy at the same time, implying that they were castrated

Person 1: Did you hear about Samantha’s boyfriend?

Person 2: Yeah, hes a total casticle

by I’m Trans and my life is sad September 3, 2023

Craptive

When one is stuck in the restroom due to lack of toilet paper.

Sorry man, I had to use your hand towel; I was held craptive.

by thesavagebreast June 19, 2014

Creptile

A seady, beady, creepy, disgrace of a human being

Joey is a Creptile

by NormanHoffstater June 18, 2011

Canticles

Tentacles coming out of your vagina.

"Do you have canticles?"
"Why yes I do. They're purple!"

by pu-rr February 8, 2012