Craptive

When one is stuck in the restroom due to lack of toilet paper.

Sorry man, I had to use your hand towel; I was held craptive.

by thesavagebreast June 20, 2014

craptivity

an additional activity to accompany the excretion of solid bodily waste.

Jimothy: What's your favorite craptivity? Mine is chatting online.

Doyle: ... I usually just crap...

by Clintlan May 15, 2008

craptivity

A crappy activity, or an acitivity that actually involves crap.

"Hey, man, when I was cleaning out my loft last weekend, I found these fossilized Twizzlers under my bed. That was such a craptivity."

by teamvolturi December 22, 2009

craptivity

The act of passing the time on the crapper by participating in a small, fun activity.

You may read a book, or play angry birds on your smartphone
Shirturbating (exactly how it sounds) may also be a craptivity

Don't forget to wash your hands, after every craptivity!

Chris B. always likes to pass time on the can with a craptivity, but not necessarily with shiturbating

by THXXX 1337 December 21, 2013

Craptivating

Something so spectacular in its turditude you can not look away , crap to the nth degree that shines so bright as to entrance

That blanket making documentary last night was Craptivating , i couldnt believe i sat thru all 4 hours of it

by Das Froggy February 16, 2010

craptive

when you work at kelley buick gmc and cant use a customer bathroom because youre a shop nigger, and the employee bathroom is already in use. So youre stuck waiting around until the only stall available is freed up.

you seen ray-ray?
Yeah bout 10 minutes ago, he's held craptive till mikey gets out tha stall. cuz us niggas cant use the white mans bathroom upstairs

by movinonup81 July 07, 2011

Craptivity

Work done leading to no useful outcome. Work for shit. A play on the words Crap and Activity.
Crapital (money for shit) is usually spent undertaking craptivities.

A lot of crapital was spent in that craptivity

by Fox in the henhouse July 23, 2017