Craptive

When one is stuck in the restroom due to lack of toilet paper.

Sorry man, I had to use your hand towel; I was held craptive.

by thesavagebreast June 19, 2014

craptive

when you work at kelley buick gmc and cant use a customer bathroom because youre a shop nigger, and the employee bathroom is already in use. So youre stuck waiting around until the only stall available is freed up.

you seen ray-ray?
Yeah bout 10 minutes ago, he's held craptive till mikey gets out tha stall. cuz us niggas cant use the white mans bathroom upstairs

by movinonup81 July 7, 2011

Holden Craptiva

An SUV made by General Motors. Also known as the Chevrolet Craptiva, this car is notorious for having major faults where owners spend hundreds and thousands of dollars to every year fix them up. There is even a Facebook page called 'My Holden Captiva Sucks.'

Look at that Craptiva pleb driving his Holden Craptiva

by MoronHater July 23, 2016

Captive Hoops

Circular Piercings inserted into piercings/pierced areas. Commonly used in ears, bottom lips, eyebrows, noses, nipples and occasionally the belly button, penis and vagina.

Usually they are a circular piece of metal, with a ball holding the two pieces closed so the piercing won't slip or fall out.

Rarely are they silver, gold or glass.

A : "Do you have anything better to put in my ears? All i have are these boring studs.."
B : "Well I just bought some neon captive hoops the other day"

by Afterrhythmia March 15, 2009

craptice

A practice in business environments that is an outright waste of time and resources. The craptice is usually deemed "crappy" by most members on a project team and typically bashed upon.

Pam and Rick thought that the multitude of craptices suggested at the team meeting was indicative of a bad project ahead.

by Raibu Chacko July 19, 2005

craptivity

an additional activity to accompany the excretion of solid bodily waste.

Jimothy: What's your favorite craptivity? Mine is chatting online.

Doyle: ... I usually just crap...

by Clintlan May 15, 2008

craptivity

A crappy activity, or an acitivity that actually involves crap.

"Hey, man, when I was cleaning out my loft last weekend, I found these fossilized Twizzlers under my bed. That was such a craptivity."

by teamvolturi December 22, 2009