craptice 

A practice in business environments that is an outright waste of time and resources. The craptice is usually deemed "crappy" by most members on a project team and typically bashed upon.

Pam and Rick thought that the multitude of craptices suggested at the team meeting was indicative of a bad project ahead.

craptice by Raibu Chacko July 19, 2005

Craptive

When one is stuck in the restroom due to lack of toilet paper.

Sorry man, I had to use your hand towel; I was held craptive.

Craptive by thesavagebreast June 19, 2014

Crapticle

An article that is crap

I read a crapticle that said that there’s 74 genders

Crapticle by KnotKnotESV September 7, 2018

Craptical 

Antonym of practical. Something faulty or useless.

You gave me this very craptical electric room stove burner and we’re sitting and freezing here in dark as all fuses are gone

Craptical by Sqbany February 2, 2021

Crapice Classic

Another name for the Cheverlet car model (77-90)especially the woodpanel Wagon type, before a new body style(91-96) which was used in many states as a cop car. It is commonly driven by teens as starter car or passed down through the family to the newest driver of the family.

In 8 mile Eminem's car was a Crapice Classic.

Crapice Classic by flyingerbils231 July 21, 2007

Craptical Illusion 

The moment when you think you smell a fart, but nobody actually farted.

Your standing with a buddy and suddenly smell what you think is a fart so you say "Hey man, something smells like shit. Did you just blow ass?" And he says "Na man, you must be having a Craptical Illusion!"

Craptical Illusion by Fart Wayne May 26, 2016

craptive

when you work at kelley buick gmc and cant use a customer bathroom because youre a shop nigger, and the employee bathroom is already in use. So youre stuck waiting around until the only stall available is freed up.

you seen ray-ray?
Yeah bout 10 minutes ago, he's held craptive till mikey gets out tha stall. cuz us niggas cant use the white mans bathroom upstairs

craptive by movinonup81 July 7, 2011