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A practice in business environments that is an outright waste of time and resources. The craptice is usually deemed "crappy" by most members on a project team and typically bashed upon.

Pam and Rick thought that the multitude of craptices suggested at the team meeting was indicative of a bad project ahead.

craptice by Raibu Chacko July 19, 2005

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Craptive

When one is stuck in the restroom due to lack of toilet paper.

Sorry man, I had to use your hand towel; I was held craptive.

Craptive by thesavagebreast June 19, 2014

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Crapticle

An article that is crap

I read a crapticle that said that there’s 74 genders

Crapticle by KnotKnotESV September 7, 2018

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Craptical

Antonym of practical. Something faulty or useless.

You gave me this very craptical electric room stove burner and we’re sitting and freezing here in dark as all fuses are gone

Craptical by Sqbany February 2, 2021

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Crapice Classic

Another name for the Cheverlet car model (77-90)especially the woodpanel Wagon type, before a new body style(91-96) which was used in many states as a cop car. It is commonly driven by teens as starter car or passed down through the family to the newest driver of the family.

In 8 mile Eminem's car was a Crapice Classic.

Crapice Classic by flyingerbils231 July 21, 2007

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Craptical Illusion

The moment when you think you smell a fart, but nobody actually farted.

Your standing with a buddy and suddenly smell what you think is a fart so you say "Hey man, something smells like shit. Did you just blow ass?" And he says "Na man, you must be having a Craptical Illusion!"

Craptical Illusion by Fart Wayne May 26, 2016

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craptive

when you work at kelley buick gmc and cant use a customer bathroom because youre a shop nigger, and the employee bathroom is already in use. So youre stuck waiting around until the only stall available is freed up.

you seen ray-ray?
Yeah bout 10 minutes ago, he's held craptive till mikey gets out tha stall. cuz us niggas cant use the white mans bathroom upstairs

craptive by movinonup81 July 7, 2011

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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