Cranchety

A contracted form of cranky and crotchety, used to describe someone who is in a really bad mood.

You must not have gotten laid in a while, you are very cranchety today.

by Big Tilly October 6, 2006

Crunchery

A made up word started at Belle Vernon PA Wal mart by a bunch of bored unloaders, its generally refers to a problem, issue, or just said at random, variations are crunchtastic, cruncherific, crunchlicious and anything else you can make up

That trucks a mess, whata crunchery!

Captain Crunchery cereal!

by Chaosshadowzero August 15, 2011

crotchety

An adjective used to describe an old person. More specifically, someone who seems to hate life in their "golden years" and feels the need to take it out on others. These are the people that should be sent into the surface of the sun.

Look at that crotchety old bastard! He sure is mean!

by Dew-Driver June 27, 2005

crotchety

grumpy, bitchy, cow-faced, describing an old person

Drive faster you crotchety old lady!

by crazyaly July 1, 2005

Crotchety

Crotchety: (1) Expressing opinion with exaggerated opposition.

(2) May be accompanied by airs of senior entitlement.

(3) Use of grumpy deflection when the target of conversation is directed at them.

My father complains a lot about anything that crosses his mind, he's a crotchety old man!

When I'm tired and hungry, I get a little crotchety.

"I don't need to get my hearing checked, you need to stop mumbling." Geeze, dad! Don't be so crotchety!

by espressowhip916 January 28, 2013

crotchety rocket

An old school sport bike that is usually falling apart, but still runs, somehow.

I gotta take my crotchety rocket in to the shop because the exhaust is rusted through.

by Caferacer001 July 11, 2009

crachet

A bitch who is both crusty and ratchet making her the most dumped girl in the hood.

She usually has old, nappy weave, tight, wholly pants and frequently shows her drawls. Spits when talks. Acrylic nails cover fungus laden ones.

Eww, No Tyrone, don't date her, she's so crachet.

She's had that weave since third grade!

by ShaBonBon October 12, 2015