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Cratchet 

Combination of "Cracka" and "ratchet." A ratchet white person. Many do pot or meth. Cratchet females may have multiple baby-daddies and live in section 8 trailers. Frequently seen in Wal-Mart shopping with pajama pants and flip-flops, with her younger kids dressed in only diapers, and older ones with no shoes. Frequently pictured on People of Wal-Mart website.
Damn, I can't get a minute of sleep because of those damn cratchets partying all night!!

Turn down that country music, cratchet!

Did you hear about those cratchets down the street? Their meth lab was raided.
Cratchet by CantStandCratchets December 3, 2015
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Cratchet 

crusty and ratchet; dirty; nasty
People will think you are cratchet if you go to work in your pajamas, and or don't wash your face in the morning.
Cratchet by Stahhp December 20, 2013

Cratchet 

Bryce: Did you see Alexis's hair today?
Abbey: Yeah, it's so Cratchet !
Cratchet by Brycer817 December 16, 2015

cratchet hoe 

A white girl that dates black guys.... A play on words of the terms coal burner and ratchet, since Bob Cratchet from Christmas Carol burned coal to stay warm
Q-Did you see Courtney kicking it with Tyrone earlier.
A- Yeah, she's a known cratchet hoe
cratchet hoe by Joseph Mamah May 21, 2020

Crotcheted 

Becoming angry over something most people would ignore.

Getting unusually angry over something stupid.
That dude became crotcheted over a hair color he didn’t like.

One might ask what set his crotch ablaze or put his panties in a bunch but I much prefer asking what got him crotcheted.
Crotcheted by SpitFire4Truth September 18, 2020

crotchet 

(crot-SHAY) a large piercing in the genitalia with a crochet hook. Crotch, of course, refers to the area of the genitalia, and a crochet hook is used to turn yarn into fabric. It is similar to a knitting needle but may be larger and will have tortuous hooks on one or both ends.
A local craft shop saw a mysterious rise in the number of crochet hooks sold. All was explained when the craft shop owner visited the local body piercing studio and saw an artisan crotchet the young ladies labia.
crotchet by pornhorn50 January 18, 2010
Elegant women who dance to strip club music are "clatchet."
clatchet by LOLingALLDAY December 16, 2012
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