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crotchety
An adjective used to describe an old person. More specifically, someone who seems to hate life in their "golden years" and feels the need to take it out on others. These are the people that should be sent into the surface of the sun.
crotchety by Dew-Driver June 27, 2005
crochet-ming
The act of someone with skills in the art of crochet applying a high level of scrutiny to the work of others, mainly knitters, but occasionally fellow crocheters, or the product produced by these people.
Wife: Look at her sorry excuse for a slouchy hat. The stitch is wrong, the pattern is bad, the wrong hook size was used and the yarn is acrylic.
Me: You're crochet-ming again.
Me: You're crochet-ming again.
crochet-ming by itchymonkey April 6, 2016
crochet
something slut buckets do to pass their miserable, pointless hours. a time-consuming, life-wasting endeavor. often passed off as a "creative" activity. boring, stupid, kill yourself right now. (i'm kidding)
1. No, I'm sorry, I can't go to the Bob Dylan concert with you because I've gotta stay home and crochet. I'm way behind.
2. Dude, where's my crochet hook?
3. Get yo' bitch ass off da phone and back to crochetin'!
4. Oh my God, I didn't know Michael Stipe was gay. I'm gonna go home and crochet.
5. My grandmother sits outside the Cracker Barrel and crochets and yells at kids and she hates them because they're young and she remembers when she was young and how much more interesting her life was back then.
2. Dude, where's my crochet hook?
3. Get yo' bitch ass off da phone and back to crochetin'!
4. Oh my God, I didn't know Michael Stipe was gay. I'm gonna go home and crochet.
5. My grandmother sits outside the Cracker Barrel and crochets and yells at kids and she hates them because they're young and she remembers when she was young and how much more interesting her life was back then.
crochet by M. Stewart March 24, 2003
gnat's crochet
the width of a gnat's crochet, Within a gnat's crotchet.
Well known saying on British radio Game Show, 'I'm Sorry I haven't a Clue'
Well known saying on British radio Game Show, 'I'm Sorry I haven't a Clue'
gnat's crochet by Wireman2018 January 12, 2018
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