crotchety 

An adjective used to describe an old person. More specifically, someone who seems to hate life in their "golden years" and feels the need to take it out on others. These are the people that should be sent into the surface of the sun.

Look at that crotchety old bastard! He sure is mean!

crotchety by Dew-Driver June 27, 2005

crotchety 

grumpy, bitchy, cow-faced, describing an old person

Drive faster you crotchety old lady!

crotchety by crazyaly July 1, 2005

Crotchety 

Crotchety: (1) Expressing opinion with exaggerated opposition.

(2) May be accompanied by airs of senior entitlement.

(3) Use of grumpy deflection when the target of conversation is directed at them.

My father complains a lot about anything that crosses his mind, he's a crotchety old man!

When I'm tired and hungry, I get a little crotchety.

"I don't need to get my hearing checked, you need to stop mumbling." Geeze, dad! Don't be so crotchety!

Crotchety by espressowhip916 January 28, 2013

crotchety 

1. Of or pertaining to the crotchular region.

2. Of a sexually promiscuous nature.

1. Ray-Ray was experiencing a crotchety itch, so he jiggied on down to the clinic on the corner.

2. "Daaaaymn, son, Sha-nay-nay is one crotchety ho'!" said one young urbanite to his homie.

crotchety by Toochie May 26, 2006

crotchety 

Bill Nye in an airport.

"Bill was looking so old and angry, well old isn't the right word-"
"Crotchety."
"Yeah, crotchety"

crotchety by MerBudd March 15, 2023

crotchety rocket 

An old school sport bike that is usually falling apart, but still runs, somehow.

I gotta take my crotchety rocket in to the shop because the exhaust is rusted through.

crotchety rocket by Caferacer001 July 11, 2009

Crotchety Old Man 

Brilliant, yet demented, older barely gentleman

The Crotchety Old Man is pants

Crotchety Old Man by Bleacher 15 August 13, 2008