Crotchety

Crotchety: (1) Expressing opinion with exaggerated opposition.

(2) May be accompanied by airs of senior entitlement.

(3) Use of grumpy deflection when the target of conversation is directed at them.
My father complains a lot about anything that crosses his mind, he's a crotchety old man!

When I'm tired and hungry, I get a little crotchety.

"I don't need to get my hearing checked, you need to stop mumbling." Geeze, dad! Don't be so crotchety!
by espressowhip916 January 28, 2013
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crotchety

An adjective used to describe an old person. More specifically, someone who seems to hate life in their "golden years" and feels the need to take it out on others. These are the people that should be sent into the surface of the sun.
Look at that crotchety old bastard! He sure is mean!
by Dew-Driver June 27, 2005
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crotchety

grumpy, bitchy, cow-faced, describing an old person
Drive faster you crotchety old lady!
by crazyaly July 01, 2005
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crotchety

1. Of or pertaining to the crotchular region.

2. Of a sexually promiscuous nature.
1. Ray-Ray was experiencing a crotchety itch, so he jiggied on down to the clinic on the corner.

2. "Daaaaymn, son, Sha-nay-nay is one crotchety ho'!" said one young urbanite to his homie.
by Toochie May 26, 2006
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crotchety rocket

An old school sport bike that is usually falling apart, but still runs, somehow.
I gotta take my crotchety rocket in to the shop because the exhaust is rusted through.
by Caferacer001 July 11, 2009
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Crotchety Old Man

Brilliant, yet demented, older barely gentleman
by Bleacher 15 August 13, 2008
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Crotchety cunt

Someone who has just bummed their cousin and Is going on the run because of it even though the girl FUCKING liked it and it was her FUCKING idea
Randal:Oi m8 ave u seen garry I do want 2 giv him some cheeky bum sex.
Clarence:Nah m8 he's a crotchety cunt now
by Ur nonce of a cousin October 13, 2018
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