Crancher

Grouper Trinidad: I just hung out with Crancher yesterday. That dude is so fucking rad, man. I love being a Real Teens of Mambo Beach.

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The coolest dude on Mambo Beach, or even in Florida in general!

Grouper Trinidad: Man, I just hung out with Crancher the other day. He's so fucking cool. I love being a Real Teens of Mambo Beach.

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Custard Cruncher

BBC Radio 1 DJ Scott Mills. He takes it upon himself to ruin people's September by playing "All I want for Christmas is you".

Get off my radio you custard cruncher. You should be suspended.

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A racist term against the English.

See also:
Crumpet Cruncher
Tooth Tarnishing Twat

those damn tooth tarnishing crumpet crunchers are stealing our land again

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A contemptuous term for anyone Hispanic or half Hispanic.

You don't belong here taco-cruncher

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Sgt.Random:Basicaly, we're mud crunchers.

Recruit:come again?

*boots the recruits face

Sgt.Random:where's the "sir"?

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taco-cruncher or tacocruncher is a slur towards hispanics or people who are half hispanic.

White Man: Yoo what's up my taco-cruncher!!

Hispanic Man: Yoo shut the fuck up, gringo!!!

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