Cralf 

The word Cralf was originally discovered by two boys talking. One boy said crap while the other said alfred resulting in the word Cralf. Nowadays the word Cralf can be used for just about anything and is used universally. It can also be added to the beginning of a word e.g. Alfred becomes Cralfred

I Cralfed my pants
What the Cralf are you doing?
What the Cralf are you playing at?
There are too many mother cralfers cralfing in my crib

Cralf by Crails August 25, 2009

Quiet Calf 

Someone who is bad at Fifa.

He was Bayern and I beat him 5-1 with Celtic; he is such a Quiet Calf!

Quiet Calf by cheesy454 July 25, 2021

Crafting Table 

The crafting table is a block from the mainstream game, Minecraft. Due to a incident in GeorgeNotFound's stream that their fans had found "interesting", it had been an on-going joke that "standing on a crafting table" means to give/receive a blowjob, or simply to have sexual intercourse.

Random person A: Hey, would you stand on a crafting table for me?

Random person B: Absolutely not, never say those words to me again.

Crafting Table by ilyapads October 17, 2020

calfrope

Something someone might make you say to give up.

Say calfrope and ill quit tickling you.

calfrope by Jinxie Dee Breece September 29, 2020

calfreezy 

A giraffe.

“Hey dude, have you seen Calfreezy he looks like a dog”
“Think you mean a giraffe mate”

calfreezy by Ijustwanttodie March 1, 2020

Don't Cry, Craft

A cruel joke spreading across the universe, where the Phandom (Phan shippers) tells people not to cry, but to craft, as Dan and Phil mentioned in their April Fool's Day video prank.

Watch out, the Phandom has risen.

"Bro, I'm crying so hard; Angela left me."

"Don't cry, craft."

"What?"

"Follow the footsteps of Dan and Phil. Join the Phandom. Don't cry, craft."

Don't Cry, Craft by jawnthehedgelord April 19, 2015

Crafting table 

After an "incident" on one of GeorgeNotFound's streams, the whole "crafting table" thing became a meme, a joke to laugh at.
Now, we are getting very interesting on the crafting table~
The joke is very annoying, but funny

Person A: I know a place~
Person B: Really? What place?~
Person A: A Crafting table~
Person B: Did you get that from-
Person A: Yes, I did.
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Person A: Will you be the Sapnap to my Crafting table?
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Crafting table by DeletusTheStan July 2, 2020