calfing

genetically modifying animals at a young age

why is calfing a thing?it is horrific!

by GIjones July 3, 2016

Calfing

To utilze the leg as method of sexual stimulation by inserting the limb calf deep into either the anus or vagina of a willing or unwilling recipient.

Steve was caught calfing Jenny in the bathroom at Denny's last weekend! Shit was up to his knee!

by TeamMP February 28, 2011

Calfing

When a male is standing with his dick pointed downward and legs spread apart. Other partner will lift their head up and suck on the genitals like a baby calf nursing it’s mother until completion of standing partner.

Yo, did you hear about Stacy last weekend. She was calfing johns dick until he came in her mouth.

by I also handled this handle February 27, 2020

Brown calfing

Needing to take a shit so badly that the poop is peeking out of your butt.

Traffic was so slow that by the time I got home and into the bathroom, I was brown calfing.

by Aviatrixx July 22, 2015

Traffic Calming Measure

This is something that happens in supermarkets; a two-seater with a trolley is wandering slowly and aimlessly down the aisles with a queue of other customers behind them. They seem apathetic and prepared to tolerate the slow progress, none of them apparently capable of saying “Excuse me” or “Can I just get by” or even “Get out of the way you fat, useless lump of shit!”
See also red rover, Traffic Jam, Road Block.

I went to the supermarket to pick up some food but didn’t bother, the place was full of traffic calming measures.

by AKACroatalin August 13, 2016

Calling Blitzkrieg

When a sales force goes on a calling spree to generate new sales.

When I call 50 people in a row trying to sell cars, I'm on a Calling Blitzkrieg!

by Turbo Beast March 10, 2011

Fatty calling the fatty fat

A statement describing hypocritical behavior on par with an obese individual crudely commenting on someone else's weight. A more up-to-date version of "A pot calling the kettle black", because everybody knows a porlty individual these days.

Kel Varnsen-There is Pat Robertson again saying that Islam is the prejudiced religion.

H.G Pennypacker- There's another prime example of a "Fatty calling the fatty fat"!!

by THE Dr. Waterdoo July 10, 2010